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You clearly don't care, but I
tell you anyway.
Archive # 16
Dec 20th 2007 - July 28th 2007
07/28/08
The boys started lacrosse camp today. This is Thing2's 1st official day of lacrosse. He was really excited, and Thing1 was pumped about having his little bro to kick around. As I was leaving, I saw big brother trying to bounce lacrosse balls off of little brother's helmet...by shooting at him from about 4 feet away. ![]() Since February, lacrosse has been a non-stop activity for the Ledin family. Thing1's season was two practices a week, and at least 1 game every week. His season went long because of playoffs, and then championships, and after 2 weeks off, he started his summer league, and he has games on Wednesdays, and Fridays. I also joined a summer league, and have been playing Friday nights. And now along with summer league, they are both in camp. It's insane how much lacrosse is going on for us. I'm hoping they start a master's women's team for Deniece. She got good with a stick about 14 years ago when I played in college...because I made her play with me, and now there is usually no shortage of people who want to play catch with her. I skated Saturday at the Martinez
park with Kirk, and Steve...it's
been a while, but it felt REALLY
good to get out and roll around. Deniece
emailed me this.
Noted. When
Thing 1 was a baby, and just
starting to talk, people always said
things like, "Yeah, it's cute when
they start talking, but eventually
they just don't stop, then it's not
so cute." Deniece and I were
confused by that then, and are even
more so today. I LOVE hearing
my kids talk. I could sit, and
listen to them tell me random crap
about anything ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
It's true, they don't stop
talking, but why would you ever want
them to? In
the Final/Championship game the
Warriors came out gunning, and built
a 7-4 lead going into the 4th
quarter. The top seeded knaves
then figured something out, and got
2 quick unanswered goals to bring it
to within one, and with the clock
winding down in regulation time,
they popped another one in to tie
the game in the last minute.
On to overtime again!!!
Congrats buddy!
04/22/08
Today I filed my
tank for $59.60.
Gadzooks. A few
years ago, I had a
big fat BMW (7) that
needed premium gas,
and I remember
clearly being
shocked the day it
cost over 40
dollars. Today,
only a handful of
years later, the
cheap gas in my
pickup truck costs
me 60 bucks.
I'm seriously
considering one of
these. Maybe
even two...I could
probably duct tape
them together for
some added legroom.
![]() However, the prospect of being swallowed whole through the grill, and then shat out of the tailpipe of a mini-van is not all that appealing (although, still better than being bent over the proverbial oil barrel). Thing 1's lacrosse team is still undefeated with 10 wins.
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Well, that was then, and
we've moved on....to
this. I'm pretty sure he'll get voted Most Likely to Bleed Profusely
By the way, his
lacrosse team is 7 and
0.
Hang in there, you might
hear from me a couple
more times this year.
Today is my
birthday, and since
it's my day, I'm
going to air a few
grievances.
1)
I take my dogs for a
walk every morning,
and I ALWAYS carry
bags to pick up
their poo. We
often go when it's
still dark outside,
and it seems like
every other time, I
step in dog crap on
the sidewalk that
some idiot
dog-walker neglected
to pick up. So
there I am carrying
a steaming bag of
fecal matter like a good
citizen, and for my
efforts, I am
rewarded with poopie-shoes. Next time I
see somebody let
their dog poop on
the sidewalk without
picking it up, I'm
going to rub their
nose in it. "WHAT
DID YOU DO?! BAD
NEIGHBOR! NO NO!"
2) Some morons got
attacked by a tiger
at the San Francisco
zoo, two injured,
one dead. In the
ambulance, the two
injured guys who are
brothers were heard
by the paramedics
saying, "Don't tell
them what we did."
Nice. These
two fools had been
drinking, and
were way over the
legal limit, had
been smoking pot,
and they did
something to provoke
the tiger, and now,
they're going to be
filthy rich. Sure,
the wall might have
been too low, and
the zoo is dumb for
that, but the boys
and I were at the
zoo this summer,
watching Tatiana the
tiger walk around,
and growl. The boys
and I decided not to
drink vodka, or
smoke weed that day,
so we weren't stupid
enough to throw
stuff at the tiger,
or climb over the
barricade, and taunt
her, and guess
what?! SHE DIDN'T
EAT US. I think the
case should be
thrown out, and
the city/zoo should
ignore those fools
and send every
responsible zoo
visitor a couple
bucks of the
settlement money.
3) When I was
young, I rarely got
sick, so I could use
sick days for
whatever I felt
like...mostly
sleeping, video
games, and other
non-sick
activities. Now
that I'm older, and
get sick a bit more
often, and have kids
who get sick, I am
forced to use my
sick days VERY
wisely. Most of the
time when I'm sick,
I still go to work,
since I know that
between two kids,
and the
viral/bacterial
cesspool that is
elementary school,
I'll need ALL of my
10 allotted days to
care for them. So,
there I was this
morning...my
birthday, kicking
around the idea of
staying home and
playing the Wii all
day, but the wiser,
adult version of me
that I try so hard
to suppress, made me
realize that I can't
be an idiot quite as
much as I'd like to.
4) I was holding a
door open for a lady
I work with, and she
was kind enough
to thank me by
saying, "Wow, your
beard is getting
really grey, you
know what that means
right?" To which I
replied, in an
intentionally uninterested
tone, "No, what does
that mean?" "It
means its time to
shave it off!" Gee,
thanks lady.
My beard has a
tiny bit of grey in
it, but I have a
section under my lip
that is REALLY
blond, and people
think that's grey.
I actually think
it's cool to go
grey, and I enjoy
that each year when
I grow my beard I
see a little more
grey. The
excitement
is similar to when I
first got
pubes. Yeah,
I'm changing...maybe for
the better, maybe
not, and sure it's a
little scary, but either way
it's exciting.
I don't really know
how it's all going
to pan out, but it's
still pretty cool.
Grey hair, and
pubes...I'd say I'm
almost a man.
For my birthday this year, I want everyone I barely know in this office to totally ignore me, and I will do them the same favor.
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We went down to Rancho
Mirage for Christmas,
and my entire family was
there. Mom, dad,
brother, sister,
nephews, niece, wife,
and kids. It was
awesome to see
everybody. Thanks
for making the trip
guys, and thanks for
having us mom and dad!
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